A pelican who is often mispronounced as "Dr. Nitwit", which he hates being called. In his segments, he presents his son Watson to a word which he thinks is the only one that has a certain letter pattern, but when Watson says a short speech with a word that has the same meaning, Dr Nitwhite types it down on his computer and becomes upset.


  • yes, yet, let, bet
  • in, it
  • fly, my, why, cry, try
  • boo, cool, fool, toodle-oo
  • flat, that, scat, drat
  • bun, fun, run (Episode 44: Bug Beard)
  • mom, pop, wow (Episode 2: The Lost Rock)