A pelican who is often mispronounced as "Dr. Nitwit", which he hates being called. In his segments, he presents his son Watson to a word which he thinks is the only one that has a certain letter pattern, but when Watson says a short speech with a word that has the same meaning, Dr Nitwhite types it down on his computer and becomes upset.
- yes, yet, let, bet
- in, it
- fly, my, why, cry, try
- boo, cool, fool, toodle-oo
- flat, that, scat, drat
- bun, fun, run (Episode 44: Bug Beard)
- mom, pop, wow (Episode 2: The Lost Rock)