Dance in Smarty Pants is a song sung by Arty Smartypants and The Vowelles, and several guest stars dance in smarty pants (including Bert and Elmo from Sesame Street, Leon Redbone, and Fred Newman and others including Swarmy Marmy, Lionel Lion and Leona Lion.
Lyrics
Hey!
Oh Yeah!
Listen up, you guys and gals
Go and round up all your pals
Gonna teach you a brand-new dance
You can do it with your mother
You can do it with your brother
Your uncles or your aunts
Yeah, it's very, very spunky
You can do it with a monkey
Or an anthill full of ants
Doesn't matter if you're clunky
You'll be hip and you'll be funky
When you dance in smarty pants
Watch me now, hey!
Ooh, aah, dance in smarty pants
Ooh, aah, dance in smarty pants
Ooh-aah
Dance in smarty pants!
Again!
Ooh, aah, dance in smarty pants
Ooh, aah, dance in smarty pants
Ooh-aah
Dance in smarty pants!
Well, snakes may wriggle
And hyenas, they giggle
And horses like to trot and prance
But no creature anywhere
Can quite compare
To a dancer in smarty pants
Yes!
It really doesn't matter
If you're skinny or you're fat or
If you practice in advance
Just put on a smarty record
And some trousers that are checkered
And dance in smarty pants!
Just do it!
Ooh, aah, dance in smarty pants
Ooh, aah, dance in smarty pants
Ooh-aah
Dance in smarty pants!
Take it home now!
Ooh, aah, dance in smarty pants
Ooh, aah, dance in smarty pants
Ooh-aah
Dance in smarty pants!